Moving Day

Toothless Mullet Man and Toothlessette and the whole toothless clan had until today to move out of the apartment the share in between JC and I. They were given an eviction notice 30 days ago to vacate the premise for reasons I have detailed in the past. So I have anxiously awaited to see the moving trucks and them shucking and jiving in and out of their apartment.

They not moving. Ha! They are just acting as normal. Still smoking cigarettes and drinking Natty light on the front porch. Fatty is still sitting on the cinder block and mullet man is still serenely sipping his natty light. No moving trucks in sight.

Well played my non-beautiful white trash neighborly people. I am not sure what exit strategy if any you have, but defiantly making a stand on your porch with natty light can in hand lets me know LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!!!

I seriously hope this does not turn into a cop stand off situation. While it would be humorous knowing the redneck cops out here they'd shoot up the entire building and plant guns on everyone later. Not that I mind a good shoot out, wait yes actually I do mind a good shoot out-- I love guns, I love shooting guns, I don't love being shot at though. Shit happens and I am man but I have no delusions of waiting to go out Young Guns style with guns a blazing. So please my dear little toothless neighbors please do something other than nothing. You have been evicted you kind of have to move you know. Bye, Adios, See you later. I don't wish you unwell, nor do I wish you well. In fact I don't really think of you at all. A minor foot note in a bizarre 3/4 of a year I have spent in the nearest threshold to hell I could find. No not really it is not that bad I am being melodramatic.

I catch myself doing that sometimes. Sure they fight on the front porch because they live with her mom so that can be annoying. In fact sleeping on my sofa I have been woke up a time or two by it. I tend to be a restless sleeper so shit happens. Other than those incidents and when someone stole the guys chili dog things haven't been that bad. Maybe I have been stuck in one two many stop and chats but really mostly harmless things.

Oh one last thing. I keep my trash can around back but have to bring it out front on trash day. The trash man has a real fetish for emptying the can and just randomly throwing it into the lawn area in front of the apartment. My neighbors also have a fetish for in the time between the trash man emptying it and I get home and put it around back they like to throw their trash in my can. So when I got home this trash day I noticed empty Natty Light cans in it. So I calmly walked over to my neighbors porch and dumped the cans on their porch before putting the can around back. Funny thing is 3 days later the cans are still sitting on their porch.