Hey guess what? I didn't put those ads on the side of the page because I am a firm believer in those products advertised. To be honest I have no say so what so ever on what is advertised. What I did have a say so in was whether they would be there or not. You see they are not automatically added to my page but something I put in because I get paid every time you click on one of the ads. You don't have to buy anything, just clicking on the ads itself = money in my pocket.
But here is the real sad and tragic part of the story. You're not clicking. That's right so far I have had only 2 people click on ads. That's $1.25 I didn't otherwise have, so congratulations at this rate I can afford a protein bar after about a year.
What I am trying to say is click on the ads. Click on every one of the ads. Click on the ads in the morning and click on the ads at night. Click on them when you are sneaking away watching internet porn, click on them when you are shopping for school clothes for your kids. Click on them every moment of every day. Never stop, never give in, and more importantly never cease the clicking. I swear on it right now, if you do not click on all the ads at least once a day I am going to start murdering bunnies. Don't test me, just rest assured I will, and then I will take the audio recording of me slaughtering bunnies and blast that sound right outside your house 24 hours a day until you start clicking those fucking ads.
You've been warned.
--- Edit--- Apparently telling people to click on your ads is against the rules and I was kicked off the program.
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