Well the mullet tribe moved away today. I saw them driving off while the guy's mullet flapped in the autumn wind. Sadly they actually had enough help that they were able to get everything that needed to loaded up in a timely fashion. I was unable to get any pictures of them during their move as I spent a good portion of the morning... well now that I think about it I didn't do much of anything this morning but I still didn't get any pictures.
But all was not lost. See they left behind "treasures". Treasures are things a renter leaves behind when they move. They are treasures because people often times leave behind some pretty cool things. I have a family member that owns 50 + rental units and you would be surprised how many new in the box things can be up for grabs after the tenant moves out.
So I decided since I could not get any pictures of the family while they were moving I would be able to get pictures of the stuff they left behind, as they put everything in the front of the property. Keep in mind, all these items were inside the apartment before they moved out today. Without further adieu here we go...
As you can see they kindly left behind their porch furniture (the cinder block) a compaq computer monitor (I am pretty sure that used to be mine and I put it out to the trash several months back). A couple of random trash bags of items and some cardboard boxes.
Here we have some further treasures left on the other side of their porch. An electronic keyboard, cooler, some type of ottoman, a few full trash cans, and some boxes. The box front and center with fragile written on it is actually full of coat hangers.
Here is another angle of the previous picture. I guess I didn't need to tell you that the front and center box was full of coat hangers because they are clearly visible in this picture. Just what the fuck is with that piece of furniture. Is it some kind of white trash ottoman or was it a chair that had the back of it snapped off. I might end up using it as a toilet later tonight, not quite sure. I am sober tonight (drinking just isn't that fun for me anymore) so I probably won't. Not that I need alcohol to do wild things, but pissing on a piece of fur..... alright there is no chance I am going to piss on this. At first I thought it might sound funny if I said I would but then I realized it sounds pretty fucking retarded. The thing is one of the neighbors actually would do that. Of course it is in my front yard (however pathetic that yard is) so if someone does I promise you I will choke them out in that front yard and rub their nose in the piss.
This is a chair that left in the front yard. Yes this was actually inside their place up until this point. I mean I know that sometimes you don't have a lot of money and might have some hand me down furniture but this is down right disgusting. And what the fuck are the two slits in the front? Is that where they hide this marijuana cigarettes?
This is a close of said chair. You can get a better idea of how fucking dirty this piece of shit was. Seriously everyday on craigslist advertise furniture for free in better shape than this bullshit. This is fucking hideous. This is so bad I wouldn't just not fuck it, I wouldn't even rub one out on it. Godawful.
This is my mustang. It has nothing to do with the neighbors moving but I took the picture and decided to put it on here. It is my blog so I am allowed to do it.
These are two pictures of my back acne. No real reason to even post these here but likewise they were on my digital camera so I threw them up. Thank god that they didn't show my fattyness lol.
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