Meeting at work today

Okay, just to get this out of the way, a side effect after a few weeks of intense training is that your body starts producing more test. As a result you will find yourself getting an erection for no apparent reason at times. This really isn't a problem as either it goes away or you find a bathroom.

Sometimes though it can be a real pain in the ass! Like oh say when you are sitting in your weekly Friday morning meeting at your office and one suddenly hits you.

So imagine sitting around a table with a bunch of hill jack utility workers yabbing on about a bunch of dumb shit while you have to keep nonchalantly pushing down on your crotch to release the pressure. Add in being wired to the hilts because you drank a giant cup of way too strong coffee before the meeting. All you want is for everyone to shut up, have the meeting end, and get out of there.

So before we end every meeting we go around the big table and everyone gets a chance to bring up any issues they might have. Now at this point all you want is for everyone to have nothing to say. To be honest our job doesn't change that often and considering we have weekly meetings, chances are we have already addressed most issues.

But it never fails, someone has to bring up some hot topic issue that we had already endlessly discussed at prior meetings. Yes please do just that you douchebag. At this point I am simply fuming. My face is beat red and I just fantasize about straggling the person to death in front of everyone then parading his corpse around the office like I am some Roman Emperor's executioner. 

So Mr. Douchebag starts another shit storm that of course will not be resolved (if it could of been resolved it would of been the 500 other times it was brought up in meetings). And it goes on and on. One douchebag talks, then another, then another and so on. What could of been of a 15 minute meeting ended up lasting 45 minutes.

But it didn't end there... someone got the bright idea to have a group photo of us to send to one of our brethren on "vacation" (rehab and not the kind of rehab for a sports injury).

Since I am bigger than everyone else of course I have to be in the back. We are packed into a corner like sardines to get said picture. One thing that I hate is waiting for someone to take a photo because they don't know how to operate the camera. So after an ungodly amount of time with man ass in front of me I finally blurt out...

"Hurry up and take the damn picture, I have a raging hard on and am about to start poking ******* in the back!"

That was enough motivation for people to put a rush on things.

--Edit Feb 2012-- While a bit crass I do not really dislike most of my fellow employees but they have a tendency to bring out strong emotions in my because piss poor choices people make. our company is currently in transition (we were bought out) so I hope that it means a better direction from the top. The person to whom we took the photo for sadly was let go (he had previously worked for the company who bought us out and did not leave on good terms). He was a good guy despite having a drinking problem and I was sad to see him go. Never easy to watch someone lose their livelihood. This is not some after school part time job, this is someone's future.