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Berry’s Barbell in Columbus

It is refreshing to see that Columbus has a real store for weight training equipment. It seems like most sporting goods stores have been pushed out of business by giants like Dicks and Sportsmart but they do not have quality weight training equipment like a place like Berry's Barbell does. Excellent store with excellent service. I got a major chub upon walking in and if a store can do that you know it is golden.

The Guardtower in Columbus

Man this store is bleeping tits. I have been to many gaming stores over the years in Columbus and very few if any stand the test of time but the Guardtower does. Great staff who don't walk around scratching their balls constantly like the staff at another gaming store (on N High St *hint hint*).

Rods Western Palace Columbus Ohio

Oh man what can I say, this place is a mixed bag for me. For starters if you are into the gay cowboy fetish thing this places is tops. All kinds of cowboy hats and boots and all that good stuff. The only downside I have found is the staff is kind of hit or miss. I had one staffer be quite friendly and helpful but another two of them took the piss with me. I was trying to buy a pair of tight form fitting jeans but they could not for the life of them find me anything tight fitting that didn't split my balls in two. I appreciate a good bulge but not with my marbles on two different pant legs that is just downright gross.

Crenos Pizza

In Columbus a slab of dough with some pasta sauce out of a jar and some sprinkles of cheese and loading a bunch of fatty toppings constitutes a good pizza. This place is the best of a shitty lot. They are fairly friendly and the girl who delivered my pizza had a great rack and her knockers were practically bursting out so she got a great tip but the pizza forget about it. You might not find better in Columbus so I gotta say you might like it.

Speedway in Reynoldsburg

I have a bit of a weight problem and I was buying some doughnuts yesterday morning and as I went to the counter the young girl working the register muttered "fat a**" under her breath and gave me a disgusted look. I have never been treated so rudely!

Krogers on E. Broad St in Blacklick Ohio

I have never been treated in such a disgusting manner! I was sick with the flu and needed some medciene so I went to this store to buy some. I felt my stomach ache greatly so I had to me a beeline for the bathroom. Things got seriously out of control as I had a bad flu bug and I ended up defecating all over the floor of the bathroom. One of the employees came in and ended up slipping on it and fell down and he got very angry and cursed me. To add to my insult the store manager was alerted to the problem and he berated me and tried to demand that I had to clean it up. It is not my fault I was sick! Horrible people!