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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Funny Store Reviews Part 3

Just finished Chapter 10 of my book and after I unwound by doing some more funny store reviews.

Iron Pony Motorcycle Shop
Excellent selection and friendly staff. My only complaint is that none of the staff would be willing to let me know how my balls looked when I tried on a pair of chaps naked. I don't really think it is that big of deal seeing a grown mans testicles but hey everyone is different I guess. I would still recommend the store.

Gamestop Videogame Store
Seriously there is something wrong when you can't even get an question answered because the guy working the counter is too busy scratching his balls and then as a cherry on top sniffs his fingers when he is done! Seriously one of the grossest things I have ever seen.

Ameristop
Prices are incredibly high and you have to walk past about 10 kids trying to give you money to buy them cigarettes and beer. One of the employees tried to solicit herself to a customer inline and I saw a drunk guy pissing in the corner.

Subway at Eastpointe
Not a bad place to eat if you don't mind the one tall guy with dark hair who works there masturbating in the bathroom on his lunch break. I on other hand did mind this quite a bit and won't be returning.

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