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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Funny Reviews

I am in the process of writing part 2 of my trip but in the mean time as I wait for Missy to get ready (it is now the morning and we are in the hotel) I decided to have some fun writing some fucked up reviews on google for various local stores. Of course I have to share those so here are the ones I have done so far.

CVS on the Ohio and West Virginia Border
Jason ‎ - Feb 9, 2012
This CVS is very nice. The manager and employees are actually quite helpful and friendly. Much better than the CVS on Market St. where I have seen homeless people defecating in the aisles.

Half Price Books on West Lane Ave
Great selection of books, some very hard to find, and reasonable prices. It would help A LOT if the employees bathed regularly though. The whole building smelled like ass.
 
Half Price Books on Brice Road
Jason ‎ - Feb 9, 2012
Although it has a smaller selection than say the Lane Avenue location their service is head and shoulders above that store. It is refreshing to walk in and the entire store doesn't smell like a camel's nut sac. Their employees properly bathe and have much less body odor than the Lane Avenue employees.

Kmart on Brice Rd
Jason ‎ - Feb 9, 2012
Horrible service. The store looked in disarray and quite frankly like the manager doesn't care. Displays were falling over and things were just strewn about. It doesn't help that a bunch of black guys hang out outside the front doors drinking beer in paper bags and hitting on every woman who walks in. Overall a terrible experience and I will never return unless some big changes are made.

Wide Open West Cable Company
Jason ‎ - Feb 9, 2012
Wow's service was fair to passing but my big beef with them is that the guy they sent out to install my cable service was extremely rude. He appeared to be drunk and even attempted to fondle my wife. I tried calling in and complaining and I was told to f*** off by his supervisor.


That is it for now. I will post more later. Also stay turned for parts 2 and 3 of the road trip. A ton of shit has happened, none of it normal, and you will laugh your ass off.  

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