Any ways it just wouldn't be my neighborhood if something retarded didn't happen. Sure enough I was not disappointed. A day after they left I noticed two people standing outside one of my windows. Turns out it was extra chromosome lady and her adult son (who moved in a week ago). They were going through the trash bags and had a trash bag of their own shoving things inside. Yes, the trashy people I know's trash is my other neighbor's treasure. I snapped a shitty pic with a cell phone and it just wouldn't be me if I didn't post it up.
The son is on the left and the extra chromosome lady is on the right. You can barely make out the white trash bag in the son's left hand. I wonder what brilliant things they found.
A day later I saw another women feverishly going through the trash pile. I am sure if I was home more I would of seen many more people going through the trash. Now don't get me wrong, if someone had a nice piece of furniture they did not want and put it out I could understand grabbing that. Hell my sofas are second hand from my sister. However at some point you have to draw a line, and that point for me is going through trash bags. Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck could possibly be put inside a trash bag and left by a curb that would be worth losing any sense of dignity and pride. Congratulations my neighbors, you just wrote a new chapter in Suckology.
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