I started this on facebook and decided to re-post it here. The bodybuilding/powerlifting/fitness scene is to put it mildly, rather bizarre. I have an over abundance of bizarre and just downright funny stories. Here are a few, I will be adding more.
"Actually the gym can be kind of creepy a lot of times. One time early in the morning I walked into the locker room after I was done training and this bodybuilder was standing completely naked in the locker room. No towel in sight, no sign of doing anything other than just standing their naked like a statue. He wasn't even looking in the mirror.
Even creepier EVERYONE of my friends/bro's I told that story to, the first thing they said was "did he have a big penis?""
" No one believed me but I made a conscious effort to not look at his package or lock eyes for that matter. It already seemed like the start to some bad 8mm gay porno film. I wasn't about to give him the wrong idea.
See the thing is the gym I... train at is a very hardcore gym, full of powerlifters, bodybuilders, mma fighters, etc. Not a fitness club. It is an old army hanger, no a/c. etc. etc. So for the most part it is great. But I have had some STRANGE shit happen.
One older creepy guy who i made the mistake of coaching a bit on his squat form started following me around. I trained with a team at the time and everyone else thought it was weird. One time he came up to me, sweating profusely, and said "I don't want to creep you out but can you lift me up and crack my back."
I was really put on the spot. I am not really that mean in real life so I said ok. So there I am, in the middle of the gym, lifting this little old guy up from behind, cracking his back as his sweat goes everywhere, and I swear maybe I was just paranoid but I swear he tried to lean his head back and I just fucking dropped him. It honestly creeped me out bad."
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